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Thursday, February 2, 2012

"Me and Matt are gonna to make a blog. What's it about? Cool stuff. Guns, fireworks, monkeys with balloons. Just rad stuff like that."

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

“You know what was a good show? Wacky Races. Remember that show?”
“You have to understand I was raised by TV.”
“You smell good. What is that, Lionel Richies’ Scent of Men?”
“You can put your head in a ‘Puddle of Mudd’ and it would sound better.”
“I’m gonna buy a boat. Will you be my first mate?” [Joey: “Sure.”] “Great! Now I just need a cook, a sniper, and a guy who can play music.”
“I just wanna let you guys know I have been farting. Probably shouldn’t have ate those four fiber bars and a block of cheese.”